So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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