Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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