Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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