sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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