I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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