Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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