idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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