Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(972): View more from Texas

i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer

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(206): View more from Washington

he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy

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(817): View more from Texas

I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand

(248): View more from Michigan

Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo

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