She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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