im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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