at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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