Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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