Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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