bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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