So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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