When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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