wanna go halves on a baby?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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