So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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