are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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