Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thus making me awesome and them whores
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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