I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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