idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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