I skipped work to stalk him.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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