Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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