STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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