Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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