I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents