I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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