I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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