nut hugger
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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