I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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