I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
