I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
