She's JV to your varsity
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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