just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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