areolas are like halos for boobs.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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