Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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