who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
from now on my penis is your penis
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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