How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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