i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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