i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
