I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We need to get me chipped asap
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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