Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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