Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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