I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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