okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm always down for nudity.
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