how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I deserve this hangover.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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