I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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