I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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