Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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