If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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