So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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