is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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