doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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