My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
