Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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