I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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