i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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