It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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