She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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