i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
that's an acceptable place to lick
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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